Trust me

I have the answer. I mean, the answer. To ev ah ree thing.

Feeling down and need a pick-me-up to jump start your giggle?

Thinks it's funny when your dog winds his head back and forth trying to figure out what that unnatural, unexplainable, other-wordly sound is coming from your computer?

Need to exact some revenge on a mother effer who did you so wrong they deserve to have the equivalent of one of those Star Trek The Movie Legend Of Kahn Part Two crazy-making ear crawling brain eating bugs bestowed upon their every sense?

Behold. It is. Teh Perfection