Tuesday, April 08, 2008


Sorry for the delay. I've been stalled by an accident over the weekend that nearly broke my arm which is now hanging off my shoulder like a big meaty purple ham hock. It's impressive in a holy shit did you get the tag off the semi that ran you over kind of way and only half-functional.

I'm telling people I used my elbow as a battering ram to break down the door of a flaming orphanage to save 29 parentless children since confessing that my scaredy-cat widdle horsie didn't like the looks of my utterly terrifying light blue waterbottle which sent his pea-brain into a convulsion of horror causing him to jump 4 feet sideways effectively dumping my fat ass onto the ground and smashing my entire right side.


Be back soon.

**update: It's fricken broken!!

my busted arm