Um, ew

Listed under the short number of ingredients on a package of Tilamook Special Reserve Extra Sharp Chedder cheese;

No animal remnants.

Frankly, I'm disappointed. When I'm paying $7.99 a pound for dairy I'd expect a little extra something. Say, a random mouse ear or a thinly sliced cow eye.

Come on, Tilamook, it's the least you can do.