My quirks are cute

Perfectly reasonable normal rational understandable ordinary healthy natural typical regular totally and completely sane fears.

That I have.

Which could kill me.

Yes they could.

Drowning
Plane crash
Car accident
Headless horseman
Murdered
House fire
Falling off cliff
Spontaneously springing over high-rise balcony
Tripping off subway platform and run over by train
Ron Jeremy
Eaten by grizzly bear
Water heater explosion
Choking on food
Asthma attack
Bumping into Courtney Love
Killer bees
Rattlesnake bite
Roller coaster derail
Cave collapse
Trampled by mob at Nordstrom anniversary sale
Cancer
Losing eye walking past sharp clothing rack arm
Possessed scarecrow
Boulder rolls onto my non-dominate hand while hiking
Credit card debt
Poisoned after accidentally using Tilex as shampoo
Cell phone triggered gas pump explosion
Aliens
Zombies
Michael Jackson
Giant squid
Stroke
Snapped elevator cable
Flesh eating disease
Earthquake
Tidal wave
Giant man-eating house spider
Thing under my bed
Silverfish
Clowns
Crazy-eyed hospital orderly
Lake monster

And now THIS!