Wednesday Tip

When you've recently, but after nearly everyone else, discovered a deliciously naughty but talented band that specializes in the most creative of wording, kicky beats and wonderfully horrible and occasionally nasty and/or wickedly vulgar lyrics because you are often late to the party although you do arrive in all your gloriousness and manage to get served a lovely cocktail and a piece of cake your hostess saved for you because she knows you're an ass who runs a couple hours behind the entire world, it's a good idea to enjoy these tunes to yourself and pay attention to what you're doing so you don't get caught with your Ipod buds shoved firmly in your ears as you happily but obliviously and repetitively serenade away in a voice much too loud for a stuffy, no-nonsense office with the sense of humor of a school marm in the 1800's the stanza;

"NOW SHOW 'EM THEM TITTIES!!"

It doesn't go over so well.