Wednesday, February 02, 2005

P. U.

I hate Dave Matthews. I hate his music. I hate his diarrhea spewing tour bus. I hate his stupid band of plinking plonking grade-school instruments. His voice sounds like a sack of cats being beaten with a hammer. He should be dropped from a terrific height, landing as a stain on the pavement.

Go away Dave Matthews. And take Sheryl Crow with you.

2 comments:

Pirate said...

Amen. I really have a hard time with smarmy folks like these politically correct dip shits that do not have an independant thought of their own. Crow tries to project a neo-hippie approach to her music and all along she is as corporate as they get. I will admit though she wears a great pair of jeans. Matthews just bores the shit out of me. At least put some edge to your music Dave or shut the fuck up.

I personally think the best stuff is coming out of Nashville right now. I haven't always felt that way, actually not since Willie first arrived on the scene in the mid-70s. I do not advocate any particular genre of music, I just want something provocative, edgy and meets my mood at a particular moment and god willing it provides an opportunity to get laid.

When I'm in doubt to what to listen to I remember Buffett has always been a Pirate.

I love your edge to your writing too.

Bloomin' Onionhead said...

Yeah, I never understood the appeal of Dave Matthews. I dont really hate him more than his music just lulls me into a deep Nyquillian slumber. It's like background music you play when while gazing into your sea monkey tank for hours. Or so I hear.