Wednesday, February 02, 2005

P. U.

I hate Dave Matthews. I hate his music. I hate his diarrhea spewing tour bus. I hate his stupid band of plinking plonking grade-school instruments. His voice sounds like a sack of cats being beaten with a hammer. He should be dropped from a terrific height, landing as a stain on the pavement.

Go away Dave Matthews. And take Sheryl Crow with you.


Pirate said...

Amen. I really have a hard time with smarmy folks like these politically correct dip shits that do not have an independant thought of their own. Crow tries to project a neo-hippie approach to her music and all along she is as corporate as they get. I will admit though she wears a great pair of jeans. Matthews just bores the shit out of me. At least put some edge to your music Dave or shut the fuck up.

I personally think the best stuff is coming out of Nashville right now. I haven't always felt that way, actually not since Willie first arrived on the scene in the mid-70s. I do not advocate any particular genre of music, I just want something provocative, edgy and meets my mood at a particular moment and god willing it provides an opportunity to get laid.

When I'm in doubt to what to listen to I remember Buffett has always been a Pirate.

I love your edge to your writing too.

Dr Rocks said...

I have a confession. I like Dave Matthews. I like his live recordings. I have a lot of them as MP3's.

Then again, I dig Fear Factory, Explosions in the Sky, Mogwai and Godspeed You Black Emperor. And a bunch of Aussie artists that are in between all those.

You wrote that to get me to comment! DAMN YOU! I have sullied the wonders of Betty...I feel so dirty.


Becka said...

It takes a lot to make a man who crunches rocks for a living dirty!

I don't like DM either. Either get some sudafed or stop singing already.

Ginny said...

I hate him too.

Leslie said...

So, if I'm readin' this right, you're not a big fan?

You slay me.

FlowerPowerGoddess said...

You've got your ball
you've got your chain
tied to me tight tie me up again
who's got their claws
in you my friend
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
and sweet you roll
Lost for you DJ I'm so lost for you

Crash, crassssshhhhhh into meeeeeee DJ!


Jack the blogger said...

Okay your bitterness, how do you really feel about Dave Matthews? And don't hold back.

Bloomin' Onionhead said...

Yeah, I never understood the appeal of Dave Matthews. I dont really hate him more than his music just lulls me into a deep Nyquillian slumber. It's like background music you play when while gazing into your sea monkey tank for hours. Or so I hear.

nicoblue said...

I am kinda torn here, cause I do indulge in the Matthews occasionally, usually when I am depressed, but Sheryl Crow I have never liked. She came off as incredibly fake and ditzy the first time I saw her on TV or whereever.