Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Fucking cats

As if this constant daily cat puking wasn't enough, now one of the nocturnal bastards is having an anal issue and I have not one, but TWO skid marks in my hallway. And I found a shit kernal in my bedroom on Saturday.

Christ on a crutch. How much more must I take? Whoever domesticated cats and inserted the 'I love animals' gene into my DNA is an asshole.

When I find out which one of those furballs is dragging their coated cornhole across my carpet there's gonna be hell to pay. I tell you what.

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