Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Intermission

Sorry for the delay. I've been stalled by an accident over the weekend that nearly broke my arm which is now hanging off my shoulder like a big meaty purple ham hock. It's impressive in a holy shit did you get the tag off the semi that ran you over kind of way and only half-functional.

I'm telling people I used my elbow as a battering ram to break down the door of a flaming orphanage to save 29 parentless children since confessing that my scaredy-cat widdle horsie didn't like the looks of my utterly terrifying light blue waterbottle which sent his pea-brain into a convulsion of horror causing him to jump 4 feet sideways effectively dumping my fat ass onto the ground and smashing my entire right side.

~sigh~

Be back soon.

**update: It's fricken broken!!

my busted arm

16 comments:

BipolarLawyerCook said...

Gawd. I am burning a sage bundle for you tonight.

Avalon said...

Ummmm Betty.

I will apologize up front........but......DUH!!

It's broken.

Now, I am furiously searching Google to find out how to take the evil eye off of you, since it seems that you need some help right about now.

Curvy girl said...

OMG!! That looks horrible. Along with everyone else I am sending major good luck vibes your way.

Sugapie said...

Damn Gina!! I am gonna light a Novena candle for you. That is horrifying. Hope you pick a cool color for your cast.

Sugapie

Mindy said...

Holy Crap! That looks awful! I hope they give you some good painkillers. Take it easy...

Anonymous said...

ouch...That looks terrible. Hope it heals up quickly

Dharma said...

Holy Crap honey! What happened?
Sending you mending thoughts.

NouveauBlogger said...

OWWWWWWWWW!!!

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Lula said...

Shit, girl! I'm sending you some good vibes (even thought you haven't asked, which is silly...) and hoping things are looking up.

Hugs,

Lula

Nan said...

Ouch!!! That looks like it hurts so much. Take care of yourself.

Ysabelle said...

Ouchhhh, that really hurts! Get an ice, I think it's gonna help a bit.
This is actually my first time to your blog! Hope you get better soon!

Ysabelle

I'm not even supposed to be here today said...

That's the coolest fucking bruise I've seen in a LONG time! Congratulations! you've got yellow pink purple blue and just a little green on the outskirts.

You're like a pack of skittles! Tasty and colorful!

Mend well... and stop playing kickball wth 18 wheelers!

love always,
Rachael

Mia said...

Eek!! I hope you are going to mend quick... ouch! Silliness!

Little Dickens Designs said...

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

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