WTF??

Before I write up the hilarious and entertaining posts about vacation and my many, many trips to strange bathrooms can I just take a moment to say WTF?

W? T? F?

WHAT? THE? FUCK??



WTF America? WTF Canada? WTF you stupid, stupid tards with voting abilities??

What is wrong with you? Do you have NO EARS? Do you enjoy the sounds of small animals being crushed through meat grinders?? Have you LOST YOUR MINDS?

It was bad enough sitting through this show every week, then suffering through the kick-off show the next night. The combination was more painful than running naked through a gaggle of cactus then falling into a pool filled with lemon juice and perm solution while someone smokes a pelt of cat hair and blows it in your face.

But I at least held out the hope that the right person would be chosen. Especially since there was only ONE CLEAR WINNER FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!!

But NOOOOOOOOOOO. My hopes were in vain because PEOPLE ARE STUPID. THE SHOW WAS STUPID. TOMMY LEE MAKES STUPID PEOPLE LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN'S PROFESSOR.

The posers. The lameness. The eyeshadow. The over-affected wanna-be fuckface annoying stupid "singers". We were tortured all summer for what? FOR WHAT? FOR THE MOST IDIOTIC, ANNOYING BUTTHOLE FROM YOUR HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA CLASS WHO SOUNDS LIKE A WARBLING, DRUNKEN KATHERINE HEPBURN CALLING FOR THE FUCKING LOONS AS THE WINNER!?! THE WINNER??!!

I want my 11 weeks back, assholes.

AND DAVE NAVARRO!!

BUTTON YOUR GOD DAMN SHIRT!!